A la poubelle! mais ici avant!

J'ai décidé aujourd'hui de commencer ce blog pour partager avec vous mes pourriels (spam) et mes courriels d'hameçonnage (phishing).

Bonne lecture!

I have today decided to start this blog to share with you my junk mail (spam) and phishing emails.

Happy reading!

Monday, March 21, 2011

25.6 Millions$

wow 25.6 millions$ pour moi du Burkina Faso!
Nice! I have 25.6 millions dollars from Burkina Faso!


FROM: Mr AROUNA SALI
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA
FASO WEST AFRICA ,

DEAR FRIEND,I KNOW THAT THIS MAIL WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE.

I AM THE BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER BOA BANK HERE IN OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.I HOPED THAT YOU WILL NOT EXPOSE OR BETRAY THIS TRUST AND CONFIDENT THAT I AM ABOUT TO REPOSE ON YOU FOR THE MUTUAL BENEFIT OF OUR BOTH FAMILIES.

I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF ($25.6) MILLION IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR ACCOUNT.THE MONEY HAS BEEN DORMANT FOR YEARS IN OUR BANK HERE WITHOUT ANY BODY COMING FOR IT.I WANT TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEAREST PERSON TO OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER (THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT) WHO DIED A LONG WITH HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN IN AN AIR CRASH SINCE JULY 2003.I DON'T WANT THE MONEY TO GO INTO OUR BANK TREASURY AS AN ABANDONED FUND.

SO THIS IS THE REASON WHY I CONTACTED YOU, SO THAT WE WILL RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEAREST PERSON TO THE DECEASED CUSTOMER.PLEASE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KEEP THIS PROPOSAL AS A TOP SECRET AND DELETE IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED.UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY,

I WILL SEND YOU FULL DETAILS ON HOW THE BUSINESS WILL BE EXECUTED AND ALSO NOTE THAT YOU WILL HAVE 40% OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED SUM IF YOU AGREE TO TRANSACT THE BUSINESS WITH ME.PLEASE CONTACT ME THROUGH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS: ss_aa035@yahoo.com

THANKS AND HOLPING
TO HEAR FROM YOU
Mr AROUNA SALI

Friday, March 18, 2011

facebook phishing!

J'ai reçu ce mail ce matin.. et j'suis emem pas sur facebook!
Receive this e-mail this morning..I'm not on facebook!!!

Saturday, March 5, 2011

10.7$ millions! yeah!

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR
Zaria Street,
Off Samuel Akintola Street,
Garki 11, Garki-Abuja. Our Ref: FGN/CBN/NIG/06/2009.
Your Ref..............................
From The Desk Of Lamido Sanusi
Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)
Email: [central_bnk_n@live.com
tell:+234-818-757-0772
Encore de l'argent du Nigéria pour moi!!
Money from Nigeria again!

IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

Good day.


You are hereby informed on your overdue contract payment with central bank of nigeria.

On assumption of office on the 4th of June 2009 we discovered that you are being owed the sum of US$10.7 million dollars as unpaid contract/ inheritancefund in Contractors Category [A] Record file.

This is to notify you that your funds have been programmed for immediate release into your nominated bank account but we can not transfer this fund direct to your nominated bank account, because we are having a little problem with International Monetary Fund (IMF) so our method of payment is by Diplomatic Courier Service.

Be informed that every arrangement regarding your cash payment through diplomatic services has been made, note that your funds have been packaged like a consignment.

Note that the Diplomatic Agency has to move down to your Country in order to deliver the Consignment to your doorstep. You have to help the diplomat to get (yellow Tag Paper) so that the customs and immigration will not stop them in Airport,for security reason you are advice to follow the rules and regulation of the diplomats for easy collection of the consignment, you have to welcome the diplomatic agent, to enable them deliver the Consignment to you immediately,be informed that as soon as the diplomatic obtain the above name certificate they will deliver the Consignment to your doorstep.

This consignment have been registered with FBI and there is no course for alarm because this is the best way that you can get your fund without any problem due to the numerous scam activities on the internet, it is not safe to send ones bank information anymore, so that is why we choose this method to effect your contract payment through a consignment and you are advice to provide all information so that there will not be any further delay in your payment.

We are sorry for the delays in your contract payment please bear with us.
However, you are to reconfirm to us the following information so that the consignment does not go to the wrong person.

Your Full Name: ______________
Your Complete Address_______________________ ___
Name of City of Residence:____________________
Country:______________________ ________________
Direct Telephone Number:______________________
Mobile Number:_______________________ _________
AGE :_____________________________ ____________
Fax Number:_______________________ ____________
Occupation: ______________________________ __
Nearest airport:______________________ ________.

Note that as soon as the diplomatic arrive to your country they will give you a call immediately to enable you help them to get (yellow tag paper) Also all documents will be released to you to protect you from any breach of the law.

Note: This payment will commence immediately I receive your information.

YOURS IN SERVICE
MALLAM SANUSI LAMIDO
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR CBN.

Friday, March 4, 2011

ah ben...j'ai un compte RBC moi?

WOW le vice-président exécutif de la banque RBC m'écris a propos de mon compte...
mais j'ai pas de compte RBC!

Nice! the executif vice-president of the RBC bank is e-mailing me about my account...
but I dont have any account with them!

Un virus par DHL!

Le pouriel du jour arrive avec zip attaché (que je n'ai pas ouvert!)
The spam of the day with a zip file (that I dit not opened!)
A virus delivered by DHL ;)

Thursday, March 3, 2011

J'crois que j'vais envoyer ça au maire Labaume pour ses futurs projets!

(I think I will send it to the mayor Labaume for his future projects )

Dear Enterpreneur,

Li Ka Shing Foundation is a venture capital firm specializing in growth capital investments. It seeks to invest in public and private securities in a broad range of areas including real estate, energy, oil and gas,emerging markets, and high-technology. Within the technology sector, the
firm focuses on communications, software, and digital content and services.

We wish to invest between $2Million-$20Million in any viable projects that your company requires funding on an investor capacity,On review of your company's Business Plan we shall determine on the projects possible funding.This will be a private and confidential Investments.

Endeavor to respond promptly if the investment proposal meets your company's Approval.

Kind Regards,
Li Ka Shing.
LKS Foundation
Private Email:lskfoundation11@yahoo.com

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

550 000$ in "compesetion"!

GREETINGS!!!
I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from paraguay.

Presently I'm in Paraguay for the new investment projects with my own share of the total sum. meanwhile,I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed.

Now contact my secretary in benin Repuclic for your own shere of the compesetion, his name is Mr Larry Godwin ask him to send you the total sum of ($ 550,000.00) which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts you made to assist me.
I appreciated your all efforts at that time so feel free and get in touch with my secretary Mr Larry Godwin and instruct him where to send the amount to you.

With best regards.
Engr Johnson Ken

Quelle chance: je peux être héritière au Bénin!

(How lucky I could be heir to a rich guy in Benin!)

FROM.Dr.Alimusa Henrere
Lloyds Tsb Bank Plc
Republic Of Benin.
WEST AFRICA.

Dear Friend/Director/Ceo,

I am Dr.Alimusa Henrere, the director of the accounts & auditing dept .Lloyds Tsb Bank Plc Republic Of Benin With due respect, I'm seeking your consent to present you as the next of kin to a deceased customer of our bank who died years back without any established heirs so that the bank will not confiscate his deposit of (US$9.2M) and return it to the Government of Benin.

Also note that the deceased deposit has an open beneficiary and any foreigner can put claim over the fund irrespective of your tribe, names and religion provided you have the secret information on the security file jacket of the deceased deposit which I will furnish to You upon demand by authorities of my bank.

I am only contacting you as a foreigner because these funds cannot be approved to a local Bank here but can only be approved to any foreign bank account because the money is in US Dollar account and the former owner of the account is a foreigner too. My aim is to source a honest and trustworthy individual to whom I can entrust these funds and who will act as trustee pending my arrival in your country since my period of disengagement from service is near.

More details will be given to you as soon as you reply.
Regards
Dr Alimusa Henrere

J'ai gagné 500 000 US$ au Nigéria!

(WOW I won 500 000$US in Nigeria!)

How are you?

We happily announce to you the draw of the United Nations programs held on the
11th January, 2011 in Nigeria. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:
564 75600545 188. You have been compensated with the sum of $500,000.00 USD and
payment will be remitted to you via western union money transfer.


USD$5,000 has already be send to you since last week but we were unable to
give you the information on phone for the past days but due to bad network
here, So we decided to send you the details via email today.

Here is the western union information to pick up the USD5000.00.

MTCN : 782 543 4236
SENDER'S NAME: MARYLIN JOHNSON
TEXT QUESTION: IN GOD
ANSWER:WE TRUST
AMOUNT SENT: $5000.00 USD
COUNTRY:NIGERIA

Thanks
Mrs. Linda Hall

WOW 10 million US$!

(Just won 10 millions$US!)

From Vivian Coulibaly
Post Box 4632
Avn 7 Rue 14 Zone 4
Abidjan Ivory Cost

Dear,I am sorry to come to you in this way, but I did as my heart lead me to choose you, well I am Miss Vivian Coulibaly, 21 years old girl, a student. I am the only child and daughter to late Mr and Mrs Bright Hyman Coulibaly. A Nationality of Ivory Coast.

My father was a wealthy man, and the owner of BRISCO CAR DEALERS LTD in the city of Abidjan, also he was a politician before he was poisoned by the enemies of progress and he fall into deep sickness that lead him to death, His death was very painful to me because My mother died when I was just 6 years old. Since my mother died my father took me so special because I am motherless. When my father was at the point of death at Christ the King hospital Abidjan he secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a fund ($10.000.000.00, Ten Million American Dollars) which he deposited in a Government bank here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his only Daughter and the person who will inherit the deposit fund in case if he is no more.

He also explained to me that it was because of all his wealth that he was poisoned by one family member, he continued to tell me that in case if he die, that i should not stay in this country that i should seek for a foreign partner in any country of my choice who will help and stand behind me to claim out the money from the bank and transfer the fund into his or her account then after the transfer i will travel to meet with the person and use the money for investment purpose and also further my education over there in your country.
Therefore my dear I am desperately in need of your humble assistance in following ways,

1)Your suggestions and ideas will be highly apprecaited.
2) To assist me in retriving this money from the bank to your account,
3) To serve as the guardian of this money since i am still a young student,
4) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a citizenship permit in your country.

Moreover I am willing to give you 40% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this money to your account. and you will also help me to invest my own share into a good business so that i will not suffer in future. immediately i hear from you concerning my request. I will forward to you all the necessary information's concerning this deposit Fund, with the bank contact address so that you will contact the bank and send them your account details for the transfer of the money to your account.

I will stop here now and wait to hear from you soon.
Thanks and God bless you as you bring out your heart willingly to help me out.

My Love and best regards to you.

Vivian Coulibaly.